| Arnold Schwarzenegger became governor of California after winning the election against the young woman featured in these nude galleries. Had Mary Carey won the election, she intended to put live web cams in every room of the Governor's Mansion. Mary is a porn star now. The photos in these collections were taken when she was still just a girl in college. All about Mary Carey:
Mary Carey's Bio
Mary was born in 1980 in Cleveland, Ohio. Both of her parents were mentally handicapped. Her grandparents raised her from the age of three, mostly in Florida. While she was attending Florida State University, she decided to try modeling for adult websites. The pictures in these galleries are from her first experiences with nude modeling. Modeling was good for extra spending money, but Mary needed more steady work, and became a stripper. Always ambitious, Mary moved to Los Angeles, where she became a porn star and a candidate for governor of California, losing the race to Arnold Schwarzenegger by a narrow margin. Mary's real name is Mary. She adopted the name "Mary Carey" professionally because she was often told that she looks like Mariah Carey.
Mary Carey's Gubernatorial Platform:
Legalize gay marriage in California.
Tax breast implants.
Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense.
If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the Governor’s Mansion with live web cams in every room.
I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to take handguns off the streets.
As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult video industry as ambassadors of good will.
I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems, so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called for jury duty.
I will fight the federal government's attempts to harass the adult video industry.
If elected, I will support legislation to allow bars throughout the state of California to remain open until 4am.
I will address the HIV/AIDS epidemic that is costing our state millions of dollars and an incalculable toll in human lives.
Ms. Carey is against government-provided universal health coverage
She supports physician-assisted suicide
She is pro-choice
She supports legalizing ferrets |
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Closing from her concession speech:
I would like to close by wishing Arnold Schwarzenegger good luck. Arnold, if you ever need any advice in running the state of California, or you ever want to grope someone, you can reach me at the offices of Kick Ass Pictures!
Mary Carey ended up with 10,316 votes, placing her in 10th place in a field of more than 100 candidates.
"I started out as thinking, 'This would be funny, why don't I run?' But then I discovered I really wanted to do it. I want to show that you can do porn and it doesn't mean you are stupid. It's good to show women that they can do these things, that running for governor isn't just for high-class, older men."
Mary Carey's Stats:
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 138
Stats: 36DD-26-36
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Hazel
To the best of my knowledge, the pictures in these galleries come from Mary Carey's very first nude modeling job. Before California, before Howard Stern and the toilet, before porn star fame, before her political career, and before yielding to Arnold Schwarzenegger. The innocent time, before entering the corrupt world of politics... When I first saw these pictures, I thought, "oh, she's just a girl!" To see samples of California Gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey's first nude photo shoots, click the MORE button. To cast your vote for seeing ALL her naked pictures, click the ENTER button. |
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